Redline – no joking matter

Q: Plunger
Pax: Light Brigade, Total Recall, Beverly, Balco, Peacemaker, Sac, Land Shark, Mr. Hand, Manscape (WD), Litter Box (WB), Bluto, Wiki, Plunger (Q)

Still reeling from a fairly non-consequential comedic debut filled with dead silence following ringer jokes at #The Estate on Monday, YHC rallied a bakers dozen plus one for Redline. The AO for the elite runners not those #Break Something yahoos who think you have to run 40 miles a week to run a 5-K (who came up with that silly plan anyway?).  In classic YHC form, the poaching efforts were in full gear and the effort yielded success. Happy to see Balco, Beverly, and Bluto break ranks and join. The plan was fairly simple. Warm up, run in circles and head into COT. Its all fun and games until someone(no names – Bev) wines about the amount of mileage he can expect (note: fastholes+breaksomethings = needy) So a one mile RIRO from Cagneys was called. 4 Pax added 2 miles to the 5 miles that Redline delivered. It went something like this…

Warmorama – 1 lap around the park

The Thang – 400-800-1600 Ladder with a twist. Rest while moseying 400 meters and squeeze in 20 merkins for good measure. (100 merkins completed)

Mary – didn’t happen

NMC
Sac was late, so he ran extra fast – glad we went right instead of left
The Lassie run went erratically beyond the 6 and back – what the heck were you guys doing?
Merkins got groans but YHC is tired of seeing a bunch of spindly runners arms. Note if you add mileage, it shouldn’t interfere with your boot camp time! For adding instructions see Toe Tag
Litter Box was fast today – again.
Sac was heard audibly asking “How did we pass Beverly” Note: It was his “Restday” – geez
TR refuses to add miles and YHC is starting to think he is on to something. Dude is fast. Must be something about his grey hair coming in – #raceagainsttheclock
Mr. Hand’s form was a little disappointing, he is going to have to go back to running school or something – Note below…
Manscape continues to drown out the rest of the bunch, really becoming a concern as YHC had ot call him down. Strong dude #OMS Appreciate the keys.
Landshark was YHC’s clock watcher today, keeping it punctual.
All Pax worked hard today. It was an ambitious plan and everyone rose to the occasion.

Announcements
Mr. Hand’s running school starts next week at Redline.  If you haven’t done this before, you have to do it.  Bring you quarters
Fokker is doing a soft launch on new Public House (Pub) 7pm tomorrow – See Estate Backblast for details – shameless plea to have you go read the jokes!
Nathans run launches from Tanglewood. See Wiki for details

COT
Continued positive news on Christine – Patch’s wife, continued prayers
YHC took the Pax out giving thanks to our Holy Creator

Fin