Backblast – The Challenge AO: Mayhem Date: July 29, 2026 QIC: Rollback PAX: Van Gogh, Tonka, Bootsie (WB), Huckleberry, Zima, Subfloor, Draftee, Rubber Ducky, Headhunter, Green Acres (WD), Ziffel, Zephyr, Slow Pitch, and Rollback (QiC) EC: Four brave (or questionably intelligent) souls knocked out a Murph beforehand: Van Gogh, Headhunter, Slow Pitch, and Zima. Their…
AMERKIN 250 🇺🇸 America doesn’t turn 250 every day, so there was only one appropriate response… 250 Merkins. The mission was simple: five Revolutionary War stations, each beginning with 50 merkins before earning the right to continue. Lexington. Concord. Valley Forge. Yorktown. Liberty. Coupons were carried, rifle carried, murder bunnied, farmer carried, and eventually abandoned…
🤪 VILLAGE INFINIDIOCY V2 PREBLAST 🤪 Calling all idiots. Tomorrow we’ll once again gather to make poor decisions with our friends. No theme. No lessons. No growth. Just stupidity and suffering. Simple figure-8 format: 🔹 Corner A – 15 Mike Tysons 🔹 Cone gauntlet – bear crawl + merkin at each cone 🔹 Corner B…
WESTERN FRONT — INAUGURAL BEATDOWN Jack Warren Park | 0530 | Friday The line has been drawn. At 0455 the early risers launched for various distances of running, rucking, and poor choices. Optional Warm-O-Rama began at 0525, because Western Front may be gritty — but we’re not reckless. (Though some thought the Q couldn’t tell…
As the calendar creaked toward another year older and wiser (debatable), seven PAX gathered in the gloom at Mayhem to ring in the New Year the only way we know how: rocks, burpees, poor decisions, and brotherhood. Yours truly, Rollback, had the Q and made the controversial decision not to wear a weight vest. This…
Some workouts are just workouts. This one was a marker. This morning, 17 HIMs gathered in the gloom to help YHC cross an arbitrary, unnecessary, and borderline stupid milestone: 50,000 burpees. No medals. No sponsorships. Just concrete, sweat, and brothers willing to show up early for something that made absolutely no sense on paper. The…
🎄 The 12 Pains of Christmas @TheSpeakeasy (aka Mt. Crumpit)🎄 as told in the style of Dr. Seuss Eight whos in the gloom, with their gloves and their grit, Set out for Mt. Crumpit — “We’ll conquer it! That’s it!” They circled the shovel flag, hearts merry and bright, Not knowing the Grinch planned twelve…
MayHIM 10/29/25 – “Never sacrifice a chance to burpee” Weather: Gloomy. Cool. Slight air of regret and angst. Warm-Up Burns (in a moment of weakness) requested a warm-up. So YHC graciously obliged with 37.5 side-straddle hops IC. That’s right, 37.5 – YHC was really just waiting for Tonka and Ziggy to stroll up as they…
Rain threatened, gloom loomed, and five HIM showed up to test the limits of cardiac output and leg function in honor of YHC’s 38th trip around the big ball of fire called “sun”. THE THANG – “38 SPECIAL” Each exercise = 90 seconds. No breaks between; quick transition only. ⸻ ROUND 1 (Station 1) Burpees…
The Arrival PAX rolled in a full 15 minutes earlier than the Mayhem norm. YHC was already on site, alone, because no one likes to pre-burpee — because nothing says “welcome” like being sweaty before the workout even starts. Then the surprises began. Woodpecker — whom YHC thought was allergic to bootcamps — wandered into…