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Ornare Mortis (Latin for Deck of Death) at #Parliament

QIC: Sour Mash

Date: 6/26/2018

The PAX: Schneider, Boomerang, 1040EZ, Huckleberry, Drama Queen, Goofy, Sgt. Schultz, The Singing Cowboy, Bulldog, Vegimite, Touch Me Not, Sour Mash

Warm-O-Rama:

  • SSH x 12 IC
  • Arm Swirlies FWD x 12 IC
  • Overhead Claps x 12 IC
  • Whirlies with the Clap x 12 IC
  • Arm Swirlies BKWD x 12 IC
  • Seal Claps x 12 IC
  • Squats x 12 IC

The THANG:

Deck of Death – Each suit is a different exercise

  • Hearts = Lunges
  • Diamonds = Mountain Climbers
  • Clubs = LBCs
  • Spades = Merkins

Shuffle the deck (poorly) and flip over a card.  Perform the number of exercises on the card based on the suit.  Jack = 11, Queen = 12, King = 13, Ace = 14

Lunge walk to blocks and partner up for some block work

  • Partners face each other with block
  • Partner 1 does 1 curl and passes to Partner 2 for 2 curls
  • Repeat-O back to Partner 1 for 3 curls and so on up to 21

More block/partner work

  • All Partner 1’s plank and hold
  • All Partner 2’s grab block and perform Cusack Indian Walk up parking lot towards breezeway and back
  • Flip flop

Reverse lunge walk back to start for MARY

  • LBCs x 12 IC
  • Low Flutter x 12 IC
  • Rosalita x 12 IC
  • Mutton Crunch RoL x 6 IC
  • Mutton Crunch LoR x 6 IC

FIN

CoT

  • Prayers for Touch Me Not and family.  M is due very soon with 2.1, hoping to squeeze out a few more weeks in the oven.
  • TSC requested prayers for the country (‘Murica) and the unpleasant discourse that seems to impede the lives of so many these days.
  • Sgt. Schultz will be visiting Puerto Rico on the regular and has graciously agreed to be a liquor mule since it is so cheap duty free.  Prayers for his safe travels to and from during these times.

Boomerang took us out in very fine fashion!  The man has a gift!

Thanks for the keys, Schultzy!

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