BEATDOWN. Setup 4 cones were placed in the field about 20ish yards apart. Note: I said “cone”, not “cup”. Cone 1: Blockees Cone 2: Side-to-Side Merkins Cone 3: Coupon Thrusters Cone 4: Gas Pumps Workout Murder Bunny from cone to cone away from the playground. Perform the stated exercises with 5, 10, 15,…
5:30 rolled around and we were standing in the middle of the parking lot so it seemed like a good time to do a burpee. And since I told Spicoli we would stay in the parking lot for the first few minutes, we bear crawled about halfway to the Marshall Street side and then did…
Each and every member of the PAX starts in F3 for different reasons. Along the way, we align some of our goals and often discover new ones. The great thing about this brotherhood is that it has so much to offer, whereas in a single post, different PAX can walk away with wholly diverse benefits…
TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares. BEATDOWN. Start with 15 reps and decrease by 1 rep each round. Pick up the six at the end of each round and start the new round all together. Station 1 – Water Feature: Diamond Spider Merkins Station 2 – Patterson + 4th: Reverse Lunges Station 3 – Vine…
TIME WASTERS. Q fail for allowing these. They should be completed prior to launch, rather than wasting everyone else’s time. I’ll do better next time. BEATDOWN. Run a Figure 8 loop at the top part of the parking lot by the back entrance to the church. There are 4 stations, conveniently marked by…
TIME WASTERS. Don’t remember. BEATDOWN. Start at the bottom of The Hill to Nowhere and do the exercises. Run up the hill. At each curve, perform 5 Burpees. Do the exercises again. Run down the hill. At each curve, perform 5 Burpees. Rinse thoroughly and repeat. Round 1 (5 reps): No Cheat Merkins…
TIME WASTERS. The PAX whined so we wasted a few minutes doing SSHs, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, and Abe Vigodas. What a freaking waste. We probably could have finished another entire round of real exercises if we hadn’t spent time on these ridiculous things that everyone should be doing at home on their own freaking time….
There will come a day when you will conquer that inner demon that tells you to modify an exercise because it’s too hard. There will come a day when you realize that pain is just weakness leaving the body. There will come a day when you crush the urge to stay in a warm and…
TIME WASTERS. It’s a waste of time to even include this in a backblast. BEATDOWN. Add a round each time through the circuit. At the end of each circuit, run to the end of the coal pit and do 25 Mountain Climbers. 7 360° BURPEES 14 IRON MIKES 21 SIDE-TO-SIDE MERKINS 28 HEELS…
TIME WASTERS. Some BS that nobody actually cares about when reading a backblast. BEATDOWN. Spot #1: Mary Katherines x 12 Spot #2: Spider Burpees x 27 Spot #3: Dying Cockroaches x 49 Spot #4: Perfect Merkins x 74 DONE. NAKED MAN MOLESKIN. The PAX decided to stay together for the beatdown so…